Sexy new car for me

I'm getting a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 8 around the end of this year when I go home for X-Mas. My parents agreed to pay for part of it as long as I pay for the rest and insurance. I'm not sure about the exact year of the car because I'm buying it used. I've been arguing with my parents about the car I'll be getting for a long time now.

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Mom: It can't be a 2-door!!
Dad: It's gotta be a sedan!!
Mom: It has to look nice!!
Dad: It can't be red!!
Mom: it can't be blah blah blah
Dad: blah blah BLAH blah
etc.

So, after a really long time, really really long time, my parents have agreed to let me buy this sexy piece of sexiness-icity-able-awesome-sexy-thang-ang-ing-thug. They didn't say anything about sport sedans.



I love it!

It's a 5-speed manual, all-wheel drive, Brembo brakes, Bilstein shocks, turbocharged, sexy, and sexy.

I have everything planned out too:

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THINGS TO DO WITH MY CAR ONCE I GET IT:
1. Buy a Silent Hi-Power catback exhaust(from HKS)
2. Buy a cold-air intake(from AEM)
3. Get a new clutch because the old one will most likely have over 100k miles on it
4. Get some coilovers(from HKS...again)
5. Paint it white if it's not already white
6. Get $1000 Volk racing rims(bronze TE37)
7. Take exactly 702 pictures of it
8. Go canyon driving with friends
9. Look at it

It's going to be legen.....wait for it....DARY!!!!!(Barney Stinson style)

And that is how an Asian roles when he buys his first car.
Not really, us Asians usually buy ourselves a Honda.
I'm different though.

At least I'm still following the number one rule for Asians when buying a car: NO AMERICAN CARS....EVAAR!!

Oh yeah, I've been driving my mom's old Camry, yup.

its official. I HATE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!!

Im gonna steal it.. just fyi.

EDIT. cold air intake = K&N is the way to go brah

Wow, epic win for you!

nice 1 hope you get the money for the rest of the car

lol wait a minute. He just probly bought that picture guyz.. lol

Haha
Yeah, I had to pay $5 for the picture

Well, I'm short about $5000 right now but I can get that by December so it's all good. My parents will be paying about $3000 but I'm trying to be nice to them so they can offer more. A used version of the car can range from $13000 to $20000 so it's kind of on the expensive side(for me....because i'm poor........ish)

As for the cold-air intake, the only reason why I'm going with AEM is because my friend knows people so I can get a nice discount. They range from $200 to $400 and AEM can still do the job.

Oh yeah, number 10 for the "things i'll do to my car" list will be to add a kill switch and to buy a steering wheel lock with a laser key. Phew, now no one will take my car, mwahaha

dude.. lol people can still take it. theres really NO protection against that. if someone REALLY wants it.. they will have it period XD.

And yeah I need about 15,000 for mine. lol yeah you copied me lol

And with a car like this dude. you need to know what your doing... where do you live?
and how old r you again I cant remember. if you can. do what I did.. start going to college to learn this stuff.. its really fun and if you like cars then its for you dude. then you'll know what to do when you have problems and not have to rely on other people.

and you getting a turbo timer? kinda neccesary. lol

Oh yeah, I'll need that. I have a friend that had an evo 9 for a few months and he sometimes gets unwanted boost.

I'm 18 and I live in Los Angeles, California. I also know some people with cars. I have friends with Integra's, S13's, S14's, STI's, Civic EG, EK, EP, and other JDM cars that 18-year old Asians that live around me would like. They also know good mechanics that can take care of business that most wouldn't such as my friend's dad, who swaps engines,

As for the protection, I'll buy a nice detachable steering wheel, haha. I'll also take out a fuse from the fuse box so the car won't start without it. I just need to move the fuse box to a decent location for me to be able to open. I'll also have the kill switch installed. So the only way that my car can be taken away is if it's towed away, haha. I doubt someone would go that far just to take my car around where I live. The area of Los Angeles that I live in is about 50% Asian, 35% Mexican/ Latin American, 10% White, 4% Black, 1% Other. So if anyone wants to take my car, all the innocent Asians will be like,"HEY!!! PHAT BOI!!!! WAT AHH YOO DOOEENGG?!?! WHY YOO DO HERE?!?!"

As for going to college to learn this stuff, I actually want to do this as a hobby. My friend knows too much about cars and is constantly teaching me new things when I go to his dad's shop or when we hang out but I'll consider it.

Blink wrote:

"HEY!!! PHAT BOI!!!! WAT AHH YOO DOOEENGG?!?! WHY YOO DO HERE?!?!"

Win

lol ok

solidshark91493 wrote:

And with a car like this dude. you need to know what your doing...

Alright, I'm sorry, but I just have to say this.

YOU ARE *censored* 16, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE A 21 YEAR OLD GANGSTER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING.

That is all.

I think he was just telling me not to mess around with the Evo because it's a complicated machine. Don't worry guys, I'm Asians and all Asians are ninjas and all ninjas know everything about Asian stuff and since my car is Japanese, it is Asian. Since my car is an Asian car and since I am a ninja, I must know everything about the car.

Fin









...not really

Me and Joey are English Ninja's woo

death_unites_us wrote:

solidshark91493 wrote:

And with a car like this dude. you need to know what your doing...

Alright, I'm sorry, but I just have to say this.

YOU ARE *censored* 16, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE A 21 YEAR OLD GANGSTER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING.

That is all.

Holy *censored* dude. explosion much? And I kinda do know. I go to college for this *censored* going on three years now. fyi

Blink wrote:

I think he was just telling me not to mess around with the Evo because it's a complicated machine. Don't worry guys, I'm Asians and all Asians are ninjas and all ninjas know everything about Asian stuff and since my car is Japanese, it is Asian. Since my car is an Asian car and since I am a ninja, I must know everything about the car.

Fin









...not really

Yes! THAT!

lol will