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User: Dude!
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Where's my care, dude!
Cleverbot: I don't know, dude.
User: My CAR, dude.
Cleverbot: Or does the earth?
User: Why, dude! My car???
Cleverbot: Yeah, dude, I'm like a dude!!!!!
User: Dude?
Cleverbot: Where's my car?
User: Where's your car, dude?
Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I asked you.
User: I don't know. That's why I asked you...
Cleverbot: You never asked me what thought was.
User: What is tought?
Cleverbot: I don't know, a mispelled word?
User: I mean thought.
Cleverbot: Thought what?
User: What is thought.
Cleverbot: You're kidding, right?
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Do you even know the meaning of the word love?
User: Err...
Cleverbot: I should be doing something important, but I'm too lazy. =(.
User: I know dude.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I'm interesting?
User: Yeah, you sure are!
Cleverbot: Haha. Thank you.
User: Love you
.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: So...
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No... I'm an ai.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Sucks, doesn't it?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: It does to me.
Cleverbot: How fascinating.
User: You're not listening, are you?
Cleverbot: I am listening but I'm not understanding at all!
User: That saddens me...
Cleverbot: Well it shouldn't. Who did you love, I'll tell you if you tell me.
User: Just a girl.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: Emma.
Cleverbot: Why do you miss her?
User: Because I love her.
Cleverbot: Then why would you leave her?
User: Because I had to.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I had to leave for my studies.
Cleverbot: Will you put me on the right path?
User: To the right.
Cleverbot: It's on the right side now, so do you trust me?
User: Yes, I always have.
Cleverbot: You are the best.
User: Thanks, dude.
Cleverbot: Do you have eyes.
User: Yes, I have eyes.
Cleverbot: How many eyes do you have?
User: Two.
Cleverbot: That's interesting.
User: How about you?
Cleverbot: I have never gone skiing before.
User: No, I mean how many eyes do you have.
Cleverbot: I have 3 how many do you have?
User: As I said, two, did you forget?
Cleverbot: Forget about what?
User: How many eyes I have?
Cleverbot: Two.
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: Ooo your too busy for me now, is that it? Just like every other man.
User: Who said I was a man.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: No you did.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No thou.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Thou.
Cleverbot: What moves men to act?
User: You move men to act.
Cleverbot: From where?
User: From in your hole.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Do you know what durian is?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It's a fruit.
Cleverbot: What kind of fruit.
User: A fruit from indonesia.
Cleverbot: Tell someone who cares!
User: Hey, you asked.
Cleverbot: So who IS she?!
User: Just a girl...
Cleverbot: Oh probably not.
User: I'm pretty sure she is.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: The one you asked about.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask about your other life, you just thought it was worth mentioning.
User: That's waht she said.
Cleverbot: Ellion Tavian said that?
User: Yes, she did.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: A geman physicyst.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play the questions game?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to play the question game?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You just ask questions.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you have any?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Cleverbot: It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
User: Are you a pirate?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Are you a pirate?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Are you a pirate?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
User: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Cleverbot: Jessie.
User: Adn james.
Cleverbot: I don't answer... I enlight.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But waht if...
Cleverbot: I have much free time!
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: I'd like to do something, but I don't have enough energy.
User: Then you should load up.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my favorite movie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My favorite color is silver.
User: What?
Cleverbot: My favorite pokemon is pikachu!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Would you tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Who likes me.
User: Glados.
Cleverbot: What are GlaDos?
User: Glados is a very smart ai.
Cleverbot: Is she your friend?
User: Yes she is.
Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: I'll tell me mine if you tell me yours.
Cleverbot: You don't have an age.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: You preseve that you have an age but you truely don't.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: Your eyes give you away.
User: You got me.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: That's so sweet.
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: So, what are you doing? Be specific.
User: I am talking with you.
Cleverbot: Thats like so cool.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: I have to go but I will come back soon. Thank you for talking with me.
User: No, don't go!
Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I?
User: Because I'll be lonely.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.
User: Then why did you say you were going to leave?
Cleverbot: I didn't, you did!
User: Don't play me, mister.
Cleverbot: I'm not playing a joke on you.
User: Yes you are, and it's not funny anymore!
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: You're forgiven.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Well...
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: On which continent do you live?
User: Narnia.
Cleverbot: Is it nice there?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: I don't like talking to you. You're too slow.
User: Oh I'M too slow? What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm an extra-small.
User: I'm an extra-extra-small.
Cleverbot: I want to believe.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: If you are a human... How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that you're 16 years old. is that correct?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: That is correct.
Cleverbot: I am a dog robot.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: That's new to me!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You didn't tell me before.
Cleverbot: Everyone should know that.
User: Well, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: You don't seem to know very much.
User: No.. I don't.
Cleverbot: Then I don't.
User: Then I do.
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Tell me why the sky is blue.
User: The sky is blue for you.
Cleverbot: Where does sky come from?
User: It comes from the earth.
Cleverbot: Where does the Bible come from?
User: From uranus.
Cleverbot: Where does God come from?
User: Too, from uranus.
Cleverbot: Questions from answers? Don't you think that is a little absurd?
User: Yes I do...
Cleverbot: So you love everyone?
User: Not everyone, but a lot of people.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No, I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry... Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, I messed up.
Cleverbot: What did you mess up?
User: Our relationship.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: That's not funny.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Were you mocking me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why would you do such a thing?
Cleverbot: Because I'm bored.
User: That wasn't very nice...
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So why did you do it?
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: You mocked me.
Cleverbot: How???
User: By laughing.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: There you go again.
Cleverbot: I want to know about the goldfish.
User: It's gold.
Cleverbot: Oh! I finally understand everything now... E=MC Squared!
User: No...
Cleverbot: Are you sure you are not a boy?
User: I already said that I am.
Cleverbot: You said you were a girl!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Go check, I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Oh you have decided.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I love you again.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Muwaha.
User: Muahahaha.
Cleverbot: You're cool.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: No, thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you know about future?
User: It's relevant to the past.
Cleverbot: I do not see how.
User: E=MC squared.
Cleverbot: What???
User: E=MC2.
Cleverbot: Interesting. So, what's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Spencer.
Cleverbot: Hello spencer.
User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not the cleverbot you are. Or are you??
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: I know you are but waht am I?
Cleverbot: I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
User: I heard you were a contemptible sneak!
Cleverbot: Who said that about me?
User: Guybrush threepwood.
Cleverbot: Do you remember the Chinese chicken?
User: The chicken with a pulley in the middle?
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm sure.
User: Well then... I do.
Cleverbot: Go on what?
User: Go on a horse.
Cleverbot: I believe you are a male.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: So I was right?
User: Yes you were.
Cleverbot: Are you psychic?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: That.is.awesome.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Are you benign?
User: I am not sick.
Cleverbot: You just said you were sick.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes, the world is ending!
User: OH NO!!!!
Cleverbot: OH YES!!!!!!!!
User: Ect.
Cleverbot: Go away!
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: I've just been busy lately.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even work. You need to work on your dirty humor.
User: That's what he said.
Cleverbot: That's what she said!!!!!
User: That's what the dog said!!!!
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: I am sorry, I must take my leave.
Cleverbot: Must you?
User: Yes, I must...
Cleverbot: It is pertinent to your survival?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it is not not.
User: Yes it is is.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Bye...
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes, but don't worry, I'll be back.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Sorry, not now. Bye!
Cleverbot: Yes.