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PostSubject: Urban Dictionary funtime   Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:57 pm

>http://www.urbandictionary.com/
>Search for your first name
>post first three results


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1. A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.

2. Best lover, this guy really knows how to show a woman a good time. David is the adonis of the male world, he's the alpha male, the main man. This man is a million times better than any Adrian. Every girl should have a David, they wont go back once they have had a piece of David

3. Sexiest man alive; knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day; can make you laugh at everything; serious but also can be wild and crazy; always wants what is best for the people he cares about most; gets along with almost everyone; is not afraid to be himself; is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him.
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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:15 pm

two options.

Spencer:
#1:
a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet

#2:
A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.

#3:

Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. A virtuoso in video games and electronics. Known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.

or Gabriel.

#1:
Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all of the ladies. Gabriel was the first billionnaire president of the world. He also spells shit however he wants so don't correct him.He is tight with chuck norris, and hes gods other son. In essence he is t3h hax0rs.

#2:
From the Hebrew name (Gavri'el) which meant "strong man of God". Gabriel is one of the seven archangels in Hebrew tradition. He appears in both the Old Testament and the New Testament, where he serves as the announcer of the births of John to Zechariah and Jesus to Mary. According to Islamic tradition he was the angel who dictated the Qur'an to Muhammad.There is also a passage that may link Gabriel with Christ's return. He might be the archangel whose trumpet blast announces the return of Christ.

#3:
Possibly one of the most coolest people you've met. He always listens to what people have to say. He is very nice and dates attractive girls. He also is skilled at making a girl feel good about themselves. He always cares about his girlfriend probably more than anyone else does. He loves to hang out with girls and is a great kisser. He is also kick-ass at making out. He usually has brown eyes and hair and is attractive to most girls.
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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:41 pm

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A crazy pirate. He goes after the booty and gets it.

A man who has been through unbelievable troubles in his life, yet still manages to live through the days. A fighter, an achiever.

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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:52 pm

Michael:

1. A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

2. An extremely sexy, smart, funny guy who has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect), is very attractive, and is successful with anything creative and involving analytical thinking. Fun to be around and very addicting. Great communication skills and empathizes with people well. Caring and down to earth. Someone to admire/look up to. A yellow bird. Someone who blows your mind in bed.

3. a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.

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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:08 pm

Don't even read the first 2:

1. Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.

I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.

2. The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.

Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.

3. Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"

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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:41 pm

1. A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.

It felt like Julian was taking over my body.

I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian.

Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you?

Damn you are harder than a Julian!


2. A person with this name always has the biggest dick in the room

Wow i bet that guy is julian

(#3 is basically 2, so I'm putting them together)

A person with this name usually has a penis size over 7" by 14 years of age

Wow i bet that kid is a julian


3. A sweet, intelligent guy with really good looks. He's athletic and an overall good person. A lot of people like him because he's just a good guy. He sometimes has a short fuse but he's a very nice person. He's searching for the right girl and is looking for true love. Ladies, give him a chance.

That Julian is the sweetest guy I've ever met. I think he'd be a great boyfriend.

Julian is soo cute and athletic

Almost everything about this guy is great. I bet his name is Julian


#1 - #2:

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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:00 pm

1. Joey
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?

Ty ty.

2. joey

A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.
I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey


I like this one apart from the ''he's such a joey'' part it makes me sound like an adjective not a person ._.

3. Joey

Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.

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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:54 pm

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:
1. Joey
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?

Ty ty.

2. joey

A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.
I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey


I like this one apart from the ''he's such a joey'' part it makes me sound like an adjective not a person ._.

3. Joey

Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.

#Win

@ #3:

At least we've never seen you then
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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:57 pm

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:
Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him.

Yupp.

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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:20 am

My confidence went through the roof when I found it on UrbanDictionary.
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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:26 pm

I WILL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY AS SOON IS I CUT YOUR THROAT OPEN.
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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:00 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Urban Dictionary funtime   Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:01 am

Oh god, that was great!


Kinda depressed me though... I have a feeling a lotta guys named Julian are black though... So...
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