epic conversation with a stranger

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: ...
Stranger: hi
You: hi stanger
Stranger: well hello
Stranger: how are you today
You: fine, thank you sir.
Stranger: oh thats very lovely to here
Stranger: hear
You: yeah
You: i know right?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: i got a question for you, stranger
Stranger: ask away
You: do
You: you
You: like
You: ...
You: pie?
Stranger: i like pie
You: i like pie too.
You: mmm...
You: pie
Stranger: i like apple pie
You: i like german apple pie
Stranger: oh haha i bet you do
You: yes i do
Stranger: oh thats GREAT
Stranger: so where in this world do you reside?
You: i reside in the middle of the world
You: I AM THE CENTRE OF ALL
You: I AM ...
Stranger: oh i've never been there
You: am...
Stranger: sounds nice
You: LEEEROOOYYYY
Stranger: Well Hi LEEEROOOYYY
You: that's with 4 Ys
Stranger: Oh Im Sorry
Stranger: innocent mistake
You: no it's a common mistake
Stranger: oh okay
You: someone aven once called me bob
Stranger: awww
You: that was weird.
You: but i'm just simple LEEEROOOYYYY
Stranger: Yeah thats a very simple name to spell
You: jup.
Stranger: hell yeah
You: ever seen writing on a wall saying Leroy was here?
Stranger: umm probably
You: that was during the second world war, those american guys misspelled my name >
Stranger: aww *censored* them, they suck
You: yeeeah
Stranger: and how do you know that?
You: cos i'm a time lord
You: i can travel in time
Stranger: oh fair enough
You: in my box
Stranger: oh that must be a lovely box
You: i got a cardboar box that travels in time
You: *cardboard
You: it's bigger on the inside
Stranger: oh that great, can i join you
You: yeah sure
Stranger: yay
You: but not today
You: dont have time
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'llwait
You: i have a lot of timelording to do
Stranger: okay thats understandable
Stranger: you must be a busy person
Stranger: and all
You: yes i am
You: VERY busy
Stranger: being THE Timelord
Stranger: Alot rests in your hands
You: i'm LEEEROOOYYYY the time lord
Stranger: Oh Right, Well Im NNNIKKHHIILLAAA The Most Awesome Soul On This Amazing Planet =D
You: aka. dr. who 'cause people can't spell my name.
Stranger: Haha Fair enough
You: oh hello NNNIKKHHIILLAAA .
Stranger: hello Dr who
You: hi
Stranger: it must be nice having a show based on your adventures
You: oh yeah
You: very nice
You: just not so accurate
You: in the show i have a police box :/
Stranger: did they spice it up
You: kinda more fancy than a cardboard box...
Stranger: ohh haha you have a boz
Stranger: box
You: but i'll have a boz anytime
Stranger: I have heard there pretty cool (boz)
Stranger: my mum has one
You: yeah those bozzes are very cool
You: does she now?
Stranger: yeah but my dog is using it
You: oh...
You: i thought bozzes explode when they come in touch with a dog.
Stranger: well better start arranging some funeral plans, wanna come?
You: suuure
You: i'll be there like in 2987 years
Stranger: okay cool see youthere
You: i'll just travel back in time
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: its going to be fun
Stranger: wait no sad
You: yes it will
You: oh yesh...
Stranger: dress in red it was my dogs favourite colour
Stranger: please =)
You: oh well i'll bring some exotic dancers from the year 4978, just before they are banished from new new new
You: new new new new new
You: new new
You: new
Stranger: haha cool
You: new new new new
You: ...
You: new
You: europe
Stranger: Ill ring my camera
Stranger: bring
You: okay cool!
Stranger: i wait now
You: anyway, it was nice talking to you
You: i'm going to go do some timelording now.
Stranger: it was very nice talking to you to
You: see you at the funeral.
Stranger: okay have fun
Stranger: see you there
You: bye!
Stranger: bye

Has anyone even read this? i cba

I did.

Thn mi hed asplode.

Haha I bet you guys dont know where this epic conversation came from.. XD OMEGLE FTW

solidshark91493 wrote:

Haha I bet you guys dont know where this epic conversation came from.. XD OMEGLE FTW

OMEGLE is *censored*.

keeps on asking name age country of residence but then in a three letter word i cant remember.

i was messing aroud with my friends, then tha thappened, it was funny

Still. bet you I was the only one who knew where it came from XD I go on there all the time.. next time Ill copy the convo. and paste it in here sticky might be coming up.. I gotta feelin lol
lol ok here..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: mudbutt?
Stranger: ?
You: it hurts
Stranger: what's that
Stranger: name?
You: when you blow chunks out of your butt
You: Barney stimpleton
Stranger: city?
You: new york
Stranger: im john
You: herro sir.
Stranger: a student
You: man I really need to learn how to tie my shoes better
You: thats cool.. thats cool
Stranger: 975352828@qq.com it's my
You: oh is this like chat roulette?
Stranger: i'm learning english
You: me too man.. its hard
Stranger: heh
Stranger: what aer u from
You: huh?
Stranger: from
You: oh Im from Iraq... people here dont like me much..
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what is u 975352828@qq.com i
You: I dont get what you mean there..
You: do you know who barrack obama is?
You: hes my cousin
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XD wow this guy was stupid XD I mixed in redneck.. then asian.. then little kid.. then arab.. and he still talked to me.. wow haha

LEROOOOYYYY JENKINS

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

LEROOOOYYYY JENKINS

win

I loved this lol

I thought it was pretty alright..

solidshark91493 wrote:

I thought it was pretty alright..

That's kinda like saying it was semi-great.

death_unites_us wrote:

solidshark91493 wrote:

I thought it was pretty alright..

That's kinda like saying it was semi-great.

semi-great means awesome in my speak...

that's bloodspeak.

Bloodharbringer wrote:

death_unites_us wrote:

solidshark91493 wrote:

I thought it was pretty alright..

That's kinda like saying it was semi-great.

semi-great means awesome in my speak...

that's bloodspeak.

and does joey is awsome mean blood for president in bloodspeak??????

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

Bloodharbringer wrote:

death_unites_us wrote:

solidshark91493 wrote:

I thought it was pretty alright..

That's kinda like saying it was semi-great.

semi-great means awesome in my speak...

that's bloodspeak.

and does joey is awsome mean blood for president in bloodspeak??????

no.

joey is awesome means &&(^&HHHUNEJE[unaccesible]MMMMMMPIE in bloodspeak... so it's unavailable.

Bloodharbringer wrote:

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

Bloodharbringer wrote:

death_unites_us wrote:

solidshark91493 wrote:

I thought it was pretty alright..

That's kinda like saying it was semi-great.

semi-great means awesome in my speak...

that's bloodspeak.

and does joey is awsome mean blood for president in bloodspeak??????

no.

joey is awesome means &&(^&HHHUNEJE[unaccesible]MMMMMMPIE in bloodspeak... so it's unavailable.

MMMMMMPIE!

yes death I believe it was pretty semi-great.. ha

Oh man! I remember omegle. I remember asking the stranger if he wanted underage p0rn pictures. He said yes so I asked for his e-mail. While I was "sending" the pictures to him, I asked him his name. right when he did that, I pretended to be some FBI dude and was like,"Well, John Smith*, under to Security of Defense law book *some random professional FBI talk that made the John guy seem as though he was going to go to jail*" He freaked out and started saying he was sorry and stuff like that.

Yup, I laughed....hard,.....really really hard, like Popsicle hard, not taco hard.

Blink wrote:

Oh man! I remember omegle. I remember asking the stranger if he wanted underage p0rn pictures. He said yes so I asked for his e-mail. While I was "sending" the pictures to him, I asked him his name. right when he did that, I pretended to be some FBI dude and was like,"Well, John Smith*, under to Security of Defense law book *some random professional FBI talk that made the John guy seem as though he was going to go to jail*" He freaked out and started saying he was sorry and stuff like that.

Yup, I laughed....hard,.....really really hard, like Popsicle hard, not taco hard.

uhhh LOL? yes... lol.

Blink wrote:

Oh man! I remember omegle. I remember asking the stranger if he wanted underage p0rn pictures. He said yes so I asked for his e-mail. While I was "sending" the pictures to him, I asked him his name. right when he did that, I pretended to be some FBI dude and was like,"Well, John Smith*, under to Security of Defense law book *some random professional FBI talk that made the John guy seem as though he was going to go to jail*" He freaked out and started saying he was sorry and stuff like that.

Yup, I laughed....hard,.....really really hard, like Popsicle hard, not taco hard.

i...doubt...that...

solidshark91493 wrote:

Blink wrote:

Oh man! I remember omegle. I remember asking the stranger if he wanted underage p0rn pictures. He said yes so I asked for his e-mail. While I was "sending" the pictures to him, I asked him his name. right when he did that, I pretended to be some FBI dude and was like,"Well, John Smith*, under to Security of Defense law book *some random professional FBI talk that made the John guy seem as though he was going to go to jail*" He freaked out and started saying he was sorry and stuff like that.

Yup, I laughed....hard,.....really really hard, like Popsicle hard, not taco hard.

uhhh LOL? yes... lol.

doctor who much? john smith

btw guys.. video chat is way funnier. me and my friend did it for hours last night.. its a good time.