You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stanger
Stranger: well hello
Stranger: how are you today
You: fine, thank you sir.
Stranger: oh thats very lovely to here
You: i know right?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: i got a question for you, stranger
Stranger: ask away
Stranger: i like pie
You: i like pie too.
Stranger: i like apple pie
You: i like german apple pie
Stranger: oh haha i bet you do
You: yes i do
Stranger: oh thats GREAT
Stranger: so where in this world do you reside?
You: i reside in the middle of the world
You: I AM THE CENTRE OF ALL
You: I AM ...
Stranger: oh i've never been there
Stranger: sounds nice
Stranger: Well Hi LEEEROOOYYY
You: that's with 4 Ys
Stranger: Oh Im Sorry
Stranger: innocent mistake
You: no it's a common mistake
Stranger: oh okay
You: someone aven once called me bob
You: that was weird.
You: but i'm just simple LEEEROOOYYYY
Stranger: Yeah thats a very simple name to spell
Stranger: hell yeah
You: ever seen writing on a wall saying Leroy was here?
Stranger: umm probably
You: that was during the second world war, those american guys misspelled my name >
Stranger: aww *censored* them, they suck
Stranger: and how do you know that?
You: cos i'm a time lord
You: i can travel in time
Stranger: oh fair enough
You: in my box
Stranger: oh that must be a lovely box
You: i got a cardboar box that travels in time
You: it's bigger on the inside
Stranger: oh that great, can i join you
You: yeah sure
You: but not today
You: dont have time
You: i have a lot of timelording to do
Stranger: okay thats understandable
Stranger: you must be a busy person
Stranger: and all
You: yes i am
You: VERY busy
Stranger: being THE Timelord
Stranger: Alot rests in your hands
You: i'm LEEEROOOYYYY the time lord
Stranger: Oh Right, Well Im NNNIKKHHIILLAAA The Most Awesome Soul On This Amazing Planet =D
You: aka. dr. who 'cause people can't spell my name.
Stranger: Haha Fair enough
You: oh hello NNNIKKHHIILLAAA .
Stranger: hello Dr who
Stranger: it must be nice having a show based on your adventures
You: oh yeah
You: very nice
You: just not so accurate
You: in the show i have a police box :/
Stranger: did they spice it up
You: kinda more fancy than a cardboard box...
Stranger: ohh haha you have a boz
You: but i'll have a boz anytime
Stranger: I have heard there pretty cool (boz)
Stranger: my mum has one
You: yeah those bozzes are very cool
You: does she now?
Stranger: yeah but my dog is using it
You: i thought bozzes explode when they come in touch with a dog.
Stranger: well better start arranging some funeral plans, wanna come?
You: i'll be there like in 2987 years
Stranger: okay cool see youthere
You: i'll just travel back in time
Stranger: its going to be fun
Stranger: wait no sad
You: yes it will
You: oh yesh...
Stranger: dress in red it was my dogs favourite colour
Stranger: please =)
You: oh well i'll bring some exotic dancers from the year 4978, just before they are banished from new new new
You: new new new new new
You: new new
Stranger: haha cool
You: new new new new
Stranger: Ill ring my camera
You: okay cool!
Stranger: i wait now
You: anyway, it was nice talking to you
You: i'm going to go do some timelording now.
Stranger: it was very nice talking to you to
You: see you at the funeral.
Stranger: okay have fun
Stranger: see you there