The Fighting Game

For this game, we are all in a free-for-all battle for world domination. Each post will be one sentence, and it will either attack somebody in the battle or defend against an opposing attack. You cannot defend and attack in one post, and you can't double post.

For example, let's say MADMike, Joey, and myself are in the battle. I attack joey with a chicken. MADMike attacks me with a rock. Joey must defend for his post, so he defends with a shield. I must defend against MADMike, so I wrap his rock up in a giant piece of paper. MADMike is free to attack, so he can attack joey with a tank.

The attacks and defenses may be as completely ridiculous as you want. But only one sentence! Also, if you are attacked multiple times, you must block all of your attackers with one super defense.

To join, just simply post an attack against somebody!

Roster:
death_unites_us
MADMike
gggfrt
Bloodharbringer
Joey

I attack MADMike with a giant laser cannon.

I defend with an orange Portal whilst the blue one faces you.

I'm in. I stockpile my defense systems.

I drop a giant boulder in the general direction of gg.

Too bad I'm on a hill larger than any other earthly hill.

I throw rocks at death.

MADMike wrote:

I throw rocks at death.

I catch them in a giant net made of jellyfish.

I toss a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON at MADMike

I smack blood with a lawsuit from cave Johnson.

I use my black hole gun to form a black hole that sucks away the lemon.

i hit mike with a blastoise because he has charizard
for removing my post even me and drew talk on twitter regulary and he isnt botherd

I defend by giving Charizard a raincoat and scuba gear.

MADMike wrote:

I defend by giving Charizard a raincoat and scuba gear.

i use master ball I WIN FUUUUUC YEEEEEA you cant escape mewtwos balls and silph co's

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

MADMike wrote:

I defend by giving Charizard a raincoat and scuba gear.

i use master ball I WIN FUUUUUC YEEEEEA you cant escape mewtwos balls and silph co's

Defend with Master Bat and deflect the Master Ball.

MADMike wrote:

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

MADMike wrote:

I defend by giving Charizard a raincoat and scuba gear.

i use master ball I WIN FUUUUUC YEEEEEA you cant escape mewtwos balls and silph co's

Defend with Master Bat and deflect the Master Ball.

D: kills mikes master bat with fire and the fire spreads from the bat to his arms

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

MADMike wrote:

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

MADMike wrote:

I defend by giving Charizard a raincoat and scuba gear.

i use master ball I WIN FUUUUUC YEEEEEA you cant escape mewtwos balls and silph co's

Defend with Master Bat and deflect the Master Ball.

D: kills mikes master bat with fire and the fire spreads from the bat to his arms

Removes arms and replaces them like Piccolo.

I Kamehameha at gg

death_unites_us wrote:

I Kamehameha at gg

hadukens death to protect gg

I defend with an OBJECTION! from Phoenix wright

I dance. Joey doesn't like this. (@joey)

Bloodharbringer wrote:

I defend with an OBJECTION! from Phoenix wright

I dance. Joey doesn't like this. (@joey)

Read the rules! Only one defend or attack per post!

I throw presents at joey from atop my sleigh.

death_unites_us wrote:

Bloodharbringer wrote:

I defend with an OBJECTION! from Phoenix wright

I dance. Joey doesn't like this. (@joey)

Read the rules! Only one defend or attack per post!

I throw presents at joey from atop my sleigh.

I was only pissing him off

I throw death's sleigh at joey

Bloodharbringer wrote:

death_unites_us wrote:

Bloodharbringer wrote:

I defend with an OBJECTION! from Phoenix wright

I dance. Joey doesn't like this. (@joey)

Read the rules! Only one defend or attack per post!

I throw presents at joey from atop my sleigh.

I was only pissing him off

I throw death's sleigh at joey

I defend joey with a massive trampoline.

i jump on the trampoline and 360noscope triple on death mike and blood

Xo0OJOEYO0oX wrote:

i jump on the trampoline and 360noscope triple on death mike and blood

I'm pretty sure you can only attack one person at a time, and regardless...all hitmarkers.